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After extensive research, The Science Department at SURE FUCK University (aka The Un-Fuckables) came up with a manly, fresh scent women will love.
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Sure Fuck Cologne is proud to be nominated for the AVN Awards 2015 & the AVN “O” Awards 2015.
SURE FUCK Cologne contains:
NO Artificial Colors or Additives
NO Exotic Animal Parts
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