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After extensive research, The Science Department at SURE FUCK University (aka The Un-Fuckables) came up with a manly, fresh scent women will love.
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• Bachelor Parties
• Bachelorette Parties
• Divorce Parties
• A Friend's Breakup
• Frat Parties
• Adult Novelty Gift
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